Every time I pass a Pet Store driving with my human I call Papa he says, “Look Stravyn that’s your store.” One day I decided to tell Papa to take me there. “Papa show me this store that’s mine” I meowed.
It turns out that this store is really a large Indoor nature preserve and a place for humans to buy dog clothes! Humans have terrible fur so they have to wear cloths. Sometimes and for a reason I can’t understand some humans put cloths on cats and dogs. Maybe they are jealous of our fur?? “Halloween cloths for dogs! That’s is scary!” I meowed loudly.
Let’s say it’s raining and you can’t go to the park for a walk in your buggy or you don’t feel like looking out the window well then you can go to the pet store. I was amazed. If you want to see a fish there is a fish viewing section. If you want to see a bunny. Yes you guessed it there are some bunnies in a section. “Here fishy fishy.” I meowed
Many of you already realize that us animals speak both spoken and unspoken languages. I speak English, Bengalese, cat, dog, cuddle, growl, Butterfly and Parakeet languages. So I was so happy when I saw the bird section!
The birds were so happy to see me that they all stopped chirping and waited for me to say hello!
I said, “MEOW!!!” Real loud so all the birds could hear me. I guess I was too loud because some of them started to shake and sweat I think. Papa says it was because of the pamphlet I was reading in my buggy.
I tried to calm them down by telling them jokes I heard from my papa. I figured birds like fish jokes so I said. “Why don’t fishes like basketball? Because they’re afraid of the net”. Well the parakeets didn’t laugh at that one and I think one of them just Fainted. Let me try a bird joke. “Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they forget the words!”
Well papa was laughing but the birds just don’t like good humor I guess. Finally I told them I can fly just like them but they didn’t believe me. I had to have papa show them a picture of me flying on my cat wheel! Zoom!!!
After all this time visiting fish and birds and watching lots of dogs walking their humans around this place I thought I should go home and take a rest.