Tigress Stravyn® How To Help Your Human part 1

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Humans always need our help.  At home or out in the wild our Humans need constant guidance. Without us superior beings to help them I couldn’t even Imagine how our Humans would live. Below are some short helpful hints.

Even when I was a kitten Tigress I had to help my Papa. “Here’s the ball, Papa!” I meow

To help Papa concentrate on what he is reading I sit near the book and try to tap on all the periods when he finishes a sentence and when he is ready to turn the page I help with that fun activity also. CHOMP !

When Papa drives I always have to help with Dirrections “Left I said papa!” I meowed.

If your human is on a diet you can certainly help with that also. “Papa if you Open this refrigerator I’ll bite your fingers!” I meow.

When it’s time for some chores I like to help Papa put away the paper towels!

Our help doesn’t always have to be with chores. When a person didn’t show up for poker night I filled in. “Ill bet everything and I’ll stay with these cards papa!”I meow.

When there is a party and papa runs out of chips I save the day!!  Bowl of Bengal anyone??

When out for a ride be sure to help your human if other cars come to close. “Get that thing away from my Papas car!!!!” I growled.

These short helpful hints are making me sleepy. Time for a little nap. Please check out my older posts below.  Bye meow!

Any questions feel free to reach me or my papa at Tigress@Stravyn.com


Tigress Stravyn ® Visits a Pet Store

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Every time I pass a Pet Store driving with my human I call Papa he says, “Look Stravyn that’s your store.”  One day I decided to tell Papa to take me there. “Papa show me this store that’s mine” I meowed.

It turns out that this store is really a large Indoor nature preserve and a place for humans to buy dog clothes!  Humans have terrible fur so they have to wear cloths. Sometimes and for a reason I can’t understand some humans put cloths on cats and dogs. Maybe they are jealous of our fur?? “Halloween cloths for dogs!  That’s is scary!” I meowed loudly.

Let’s say it’s raining and you can’t go to the park for a walk in your buggy or you don’t feel like looking out the window  well then you can go to the pet store. I was amazed.  If you want to see a fish there is a fish viewing section.  If you want to see a bunny.  Yes you guessed it there are some bunnies in a section.  “Here fishy fishy.” I meowed

These are called Catfish!!  I know. I couldn’t believe it either!!

 Many of you already realize that us animals speak both spoken and unspoken languages. I speak English, Bengalese, cat, dog, cuddle, growl, Butterfly and Parakeet languages. So I was so happy when I saw the bird section!

The birds were so happy to see me that they all stopped chirping and waited for me to say hello!

I said, “MEOW!!!” Real loud so all the birds could hear me.  I guess I was too loud because some of them started to shake and sweat I think. Papa says it was because of the pamphlet I was reading in my buggy.

I tried to calm them down by telling them jokes I heard from my papa. I figured birds like fish jokes so I said. “Why don’t fishes like basketball? Because they’re afraid of the net”. Well the parakeets didn’t laugh at that one and I think one of them just Fainted. Let me try a bird joke. “Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they forget the words!”

Well papa was laughing but the birds just don’t like good humor I guess. Finally I told them I can fly just like them but they didn’t believe me. I had to have papa show them a picture of me flying on my cat wheel! Zoom!!!

After all this time visiting fish and birds and watching lots of dogs walking their humans around this place I thought I should go home and take a rest.

What a good day. Yawn!!  Thanks everyone please check out my older blogs below. Meow!!