Usually I’m busy going places when I’m not napping or on my cat wheel. So I thought I should learn to drive. Humans start at 16 to drive well I’m now 23. 23 months that is! I always just sit in the car while My Human, Papa, drives around. Meow! Left I yell. Meow right. Papa almost always never listens.
I help Papa run errands. Her we are just leaving the bank. “Meow!Papa drive faster or let me drive now”
Wow my first or is it my second lesson! Seat belts on. Papa says green lights mean go and yellow lights mean go Faster! “Got it papa”
“Meow. Papa I’m driving!” Look papa a dog in a car! Oh, sorry that was just a long haired guy. Hmmm or was it?
Others cars follow so close! That funny one keeps on following me!
It’s a police officer. He wants to know if I saw that Red light. “Meow, yes officer but papa never told me what the red lights meant.” I meow cutely.
Can I see your license the officer asks. “Meow, sometimes dogs have to get licenses but not cats!” I tell the officer.
Oh no he’s asking for Papa’s autograph. I wonder why?
Its getting late so I better drive Papa home. There’s that car with the human with the long hair. Wait I think it is a dog driving like me! “Now that’s crazy!” I meow loudly