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Tigress Stravyn ® Visits a Pet Store

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Every time I pass a Pet Store driving with my human I call Papa he says, “Look Stravyn that’s your store.”  One day I decided to tell Papa to take me there. “Papa show me this store that’s mine” I meowed.

It turns out that this store is really a large Indoor nature preserve and a place for humans to buy dog clothes!  Humans have terrible fur so they have to wear cloths. Sometimes and for a reason I can’t understand some humans put cloths on cats and dogs. Maybe they are jealous of our fur?? “Halloween cloths for dogs!  That’s is scary!” I meowed loudly.

Let’s say it’s raining and you can’t go to the park for a walk in your buggy or you don’t feel like looking out the window  well then you can go to the pet store. I was amazed.  If you want to see a fish there is a fish viewing section.  If you want to see a bunny.  Yes you guessed it there are some bunnies in a section.  “Here fishy fishy.” I meowed


These are called Catfish!!  I know. I couldn’t believe it either!!


 Many of you already realize that us animals speak both spoken and unspoken languages. I speak English, Bengalese, cat, dog, cuddle, growl, Butterfly and Parakeet languages. So I was so happy when I saw the bird section!

The birds were so happy to see me that they all stopped chirping and waited for me to say hello!

I said, “MEOW!!!” Real loud so all the birds could hear me.  I guess I was too loud because some of them started to shake and sweat I think. Papa says it was because of the pamphlet I was reading in my buggy.

I tried to calm them down by telling them jokes I heard from my papa. I figured birds like fish jokes so I said. “Why don’t fishes like basketball? Because they’re afraid of the net”. Well the parakeets didn’t laugh at that one and I think one of them just Fainted. Let me try a bird joke. “Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they forget the words!”

Well papa was laughing but the birds just don’t like good humor I guess. Finally I told them I can fly just like them but they didn’t believe me. I had to have papa show them a picture of me flying on my cat wheel! Zoom!!!

After all this time visiting fish and birds and watching lots of dogs walking their humans around this place I thought I should go home and take a rest.

What a good day. Yawn!!  Thanks everyone please check out my older blogs below. Meow!!

Tigress Stravyn® Learns to Drive a Car

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Usually I’m busy going places when I’m not napping or on my cat wheel.  So I thought I should learn to drive.  Humans start at 16 to drive well I’m now 23. 23 months that is!   I always just sit in the car while My Human, Papa, drives around.  Meow! Left I yell. Meow right. Papa almost always never listens.


This is a steering wheel. This driving thing doesn’t look hard so far.


Which car should I learn in.  Hmmm Grandmaw’s car maybe?


I notice that humans always seem to yell in their cars. And they give mean funny faces. I better practice that. “Meow, road Hog!” I yell. “How was that papa?”

I help Papa run errands.  Her we are just leaving the bank.  “Meow!Papa drive faster or let me drive now”

  
Wow my first or is it my second lesson!  Seat belts on. Papa says green lights mean go and yellow lights mean go Faster! “Got it papa”
“Meow.  Papa I’m driving!”  Look papa a dog in a car! Oh, sorry that was just a long haired guy. Hmmm or was it?

  Others cars follow so close!  That funny one keeps on following me!

“Hey Papa that car following us has such pretty lights on the top of it! But it’s so loud! I better pull over so I can tell them how loud the sounds are coming from their car.”

It’s a police officer.  He wants to know if I saw that Red light. “Meow, yes officer but papa never told me what the red lights meant.” I meow cutely.

Can I see your license the officer asks.  “Meow, sometimes dogs have to get licenses but not cats!” I tell the officer.

Oh no he’s asking for Papa’s autograph. I wonder why?

Its getting late so I better drive Papa home. There’s  that car with the human with the long hair. Wait I think it is a dog driving like me! “Now that’s crazy!” I meow loudly

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Such a long day. I need a rest. Remember to check out my earlier blogs. The links are below. Meow!